Wammy’s house memes
- *points at any bug eyed animal* holy shit who invited L
- Linda and Matt having an ongoing bet over when Mello’s next freak out will be
- ‘Your Momma’s so fat she wears Saturn’s rings as a hula hoop’ ‘My mum’s dead’ ‘Well yeah man so is mine’
- Everyone dabbing in coordination at Near to see how he reacts. He dabs back
- ‘You know why Near wears white? To hide all them fine cocaines he’s been snorting’
- Asking someone how they want their bacon done and being told to Beyond it
- Roger is a cyborg created by Watari and his circuits will short if you let him near a microwave
- Twenty one Zero days since the last explosion
- The ongoing conspiracy that Mello is in fact, Taylor Swift
- The yearly elaborate traps rigged around the house to catch Watari Claus at Christmas
- Calling Linda by her Deviantart OC’s names from 2005
- *Exam season* ‘I haven’t slept in forty hours so pardon my language but, what the fuck is going on in this here day?’
- Knowingly telling the new arrivals that Watari is keeping you here until he is ready to sell your organs on the black market
- Any fictional detective is L
- Both of Matt’s eyes are fake and that’s why he wears goggles